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December 20, 2009

Funny Google Suggestions

When you start to type a query, Google suggests popular search terms that include your keywords. Sometimes the suggestions are surprising, especially when the suggested queries are long and descriptive. A suggestion like [i was bitten by a turtle when i was a young lad should i still drink orange juice] might surprise you if you didn't know that it was a question on Yahoo Answers that became famous.


Other suggestions could be popular songs, movie quotes or Internet memes. For example, [Dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to discourage time travel] is the name of a song.


The two examples are from Autocomplete Me, a site that collects funny Google suggestions and lets you rate them.

12 comments:

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  2. What's the purpose of this post by the way?

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  3. Some sites used to have a dropdown menu in there email form that offered suggestions on how did you find my site. One of my suggesstions was "I got drunk and fell in a hole.".

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  5. I've a Facebook Album full of these...do chek them out and plz comment if u like any :)

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  6. For years, I try to understand of google.
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  7. Look what I found:

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    And couldn't get anything funny when I wrote 'Bill Gates is'.

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  8. Now don't ask me why I searched this, but I once typed in stump porn into google and it sent me to this blog http://boomamerica.wordpress.com/ - which is actually pretty funny

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  9. Do you want to know what happened to me. Once I typed in 'Hello computer how are you today?' and it came up with 'I'm Bored' Weird, right. My theory is that Google has been replaced with an AI chip.

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