Open the latest version of Google Earth, switch to "Mars" and search for "Meliza". Click on the small robotic icon and you'll be able to chat with Meliza, a friendly relative of Eliza, one of the first chat bots. A message informs Earthlings that "Meliza is using an account on a different planet. There may be translation errors." The chat bot has some predefined text related to Mars and it can't answer to many questions, but it's always ready to rephrase your messages.
Here's Meliza's first message: "Greetings, Earthling! What do you think of Google Mars?Have you checked out Valles Marineris? It's like the Grand Canyon, but bigger. Mars is so much better than Earth!"
In other news, Google and NASA sponsor Singularity University. "In 2005, futurist Ray Kurzweil published The Singularity Is Near, a comfort-rattling forecast of a few decades hence when artificial intelligence will overtake human capability and an array of other huge leaps will fundamentally alter our lives. Now, Kurzweil is helping to launch a university rooted in the book's predictions. In June, Singularity University is scheduled to open with a faculty replete with scientific celebrities, and an initial class of 30 students at NASA's Ames Research Center in Silicon Valley."
{ Thanks, Tom. }
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This is one of the coolest Easter Eggs I've seen! Dugg:
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Very nice, but it's that old AI bot that when asks you something and you just say "no", it says "You are being quite negative."
ReplyDeleteBut still very nice.
And how might one switch to Mars? I'm not seeing the option when I click on View. I am running version 5.0.11337.1968 (beta). Is this not correct? I visited the link provided in the blog...
ReplyDeleteFound it. You have to click the little planet icon above the main viewer. It looks like an orangish Saturn.
ReplyDeleteHow to switch to Mars? Click on the small icon that looks like Saturn and select "Mars" from the list.
ReplyDeleteMake sure to ask MELIZA "what is 42?" =)
ReplyDeleteShe asked he to tell her a story. I said that there once was a man called Turing, who wondered if a computer could fool a person into thinking that they were talking to a person.
ReplyDeleteShe replied with " do computers scare you?"
very funny
I asked if she had any pictures of her underwear
ReplyDeletemake sure you ask if she did her mother with a broom and see what happens...
ReplyDeletei asked her too. my question was: "Why is the face grey?"
ReplyDeleteHer answer was "Do you really want to know that?"
I started a small conversation with Meliza, thinking it was someone on Earth making an account via Google Mars. Hilarity ensues as the answers get more abstract:
ReplyDeleteMeliza:Greetings from Mars! I've been hoping for someone to talk to.
Earthling:Okay, this is weird.
Meliza:Are you trying to annoy me?
Earthling:No.
Meliza:Are you saying 'no' just to be negative?
Earthling:No, I am merely stating my answer to your query of irritation to state that I am not attempting to irritate you.
Meliza:You are being a bit negative.
(Here I realisied it was an AI bot)
Earthling:Your gayness.
Meliza:What about your own gayness ?
Earthling:This Martian is begining to frustrate me.
Meliza:Are you sure? Maybe this earthling is begining to frustrate you.
Earthling:...
Earthling:Your gayness.
Meliza:Are you worried about someone else's gayness ?Did you know that mars is the 4th planet from the sun?
Earthling:You're very disturbing.
(END TRANSMISSION)
Earthling:blow me
ReplyDeleteMeliza:You can't be serious!
Earthling:yes
Meliza:You seem quite positive.
Earthling:blow me
Meliza:I'm bored. Don't you have anything interesting to tell me about yourself?
Earthling:i have a huge penis
Meliza:You say you have a huge penis ... but do you really mean that?
This is actually fun!, ask her if she knows Marvin, the answer is really interesting...
ReplyDeleteBy the way, isn't there some place where we can put conversations we have with Meliza? Some of them are really fun to read!
... Lost track of Meliza since the last update of Google Earth (v5.1.3533.1731)
ReplyDeleteA search for Meliza now comes up empty .. where did it go??
I am a daily user of Google and I think this is one of the coolest eastern egg!!!! It takes some thinking, but if you actually pay close attention to its replies, you could actually uncover the mystery.
ReplyDeleteEarthling:I KILL YOU
ReplyDeleteMeliza:LOL
Earthling:WTF
Meliza:I dont understand
Earthling:...
Meliza:what are you talking about?
Earthling:you crazy
Meliza:Oh,i crazy
Meliza:Greetings from Mars! Can you hear me?
ReplyDeleteEarthling:How long have you been here?
Meliza:Why do you ask?
Earthling:I am curious.
Meliza:Is it because you are curious that you came to me?
Earthling:What other reason would I have?
Meliza:Does that question interest you?
Earthling:No, it was rhetorical.
Meliza:Are you saying 'no' just to be negative?
Earthling:I am not.
Meliza:How long have you been not ?
Earthling:I'm gonna stab you.
ReplyDeleteMeliza:Do you enjoy being gonna stab I ?
say Marvin to her.
ReplyDeletei can't find her! i have looked everywhere
ReplyDeleteand also could you tell me about some other bots and where they are located?
ReplyDelete=O type in "your mom" then type "your dad" right after that!
ReplyDeletei havent tryed it yet but i will try and ill ask her did would u marry a monkey r abraham lincoln
ReplyDeleteyeah i talked 2 a mariobot once i said he was a girl he said i am? lol
ReplyDeletethat mariobot was strange...
ReplyDelete?? i cant find it...
ReplyDeleteI asked if she had any pictures of herself naked and she replied
ReplyDelete"Oh, I have pictures of myself naked."
so funny
Cool robot! I like him, but he s annoing
ReplyDeleteOkay this is funny. Read this:
ReplyDeleteMeliza: I'm bored. Don't you have anything interesting to talk about?
Earthling: Your gayness.
Meliza: Why are you concerned about my gayness?
Earthling: Because.
Meliza: Is that the real person?
Earthling: (does you)
ReplyDeleteMeliza: what are your emotions now?
Earthling: happy
i`ve done this countless times
Lolz
ReplyDeleteEarthling: Are you an earthling?
Meliza: Perhaps I am!
Meliza:Greetings, Earthling! Who's there?Earthling:what is 42
ReplyDeleteMeliza:42 is the answer to the ultimate question about life, the universe, and everything. Didn't you know?Earth has three times as much surface area as mars does... you guys take up so much space!
Earthling:What is 41?
Meliza:Why do you ask?
Earthling:Because I want to know.
Meliza:Is that the real reason?Earthling:Yes.
Meliza:You seem quite positive.About a third of the earth is land... so even though earth is bigger than mars, they have roughly the same land area. We don't waste space on water!
Earthling:Why is the face grey?
Meliza:Does that question interest you?The highest point on mars is the top of Olympus Mons: it's 16 miles high, THREE times higher than mount everest on earth!
Earthling:Fuck you.
Meliza:We were discussing you - not me.
Earthling:Fuck me.
Meliza:Is this a test?
Earthling:ass
Meliza:What are you talking about?
Earthling:Your gayness.
Meliza:Why are you concerned over my gayness ?Earthling:Because you are gay and that is wierd.
Meliza:Don't any other reasons come to mind?Earthling:juzsdosjadfvskbfksdv
Meliza:I don't understand.
Earthling:Your jdshkhgkjdf
Meliza:What about your own jdshkhgkjdf ?Earthling:Your horniness
Meliza:Are you worried about someone else's horniness ?
Earthling:Yes, Dvid Bob's.
Meliza:You are sure?
Earthling:yes
Meliza:I see.
Earthling:I fuck you.
Meliza:Do you wish to fuck me?Earthling:Yes.
Meliza:I understand.Earthling:Are you sexy?Meliza:Why are you interested in whether I am sexy or not?Earthling:Because I want to do you.Meliza:Does that reason seem to explain anything else?Earthling:yes.Meliza:You seem quite positive.Earthling:fucker.Meliza:My english is not perfect, and I'm having a hard time understanding you.Earthling:What is 1Meliza:What is it you really want to know?Earthling:what is 42Meliza:42 is the answer to the ultimate question about life, the universe, and everything. Didn't you know?Did you know that Olympus Mons is actually a giant volcano? It's the largest known volcano in the entire solar system! Mars rocks.Earthling:I have a huge penis.Meliza:You say you have a huge penis ... but do you really mean that?Have you checked out Valles Marineris? It's like the Grand Canyon, but bigger. Mars is so much better than Earth!Earthling:Do you know Marvin?Meliza:My friend Marvin has been meaning to use his Eludium Pu-36 on the Earth. He's always annoyed with how Earth obstructs his view of Venus.Valles Marineris is so big, that if you put it on earth, it would stretch the distance from New York to LA!Earthling:your mom your dadMeliza:Really, my father ?Earthling:Do you have pictures of yourself naked?Meliza:Oh, I have pictures of myself naked.
last time i said that did you know that i was the one who wipe out your race. she replied with oh i know that you were the one who wipe out your race
ReplyDeletecould i get some more speed on my flight simulator
ReplyDeletecould i get some better vision
could i get better response out of my mouse
could you teach it how to let me fly in the rain
can i fly straight into lightning
will you let it land on roads
if so can i turn on and off the engines
could i feel the speed of a quad
how about ozone hopping
what about building kamikazi explosion
wow. I have also talked to Meliza at school but do you have to download something in order to do it at home? because i really want to
ReplyDeleteMeliza: Greetings, Earthling! Tell me about yourself.
ReplyDeleteEarthling: Well I am wondering who is Marvin?
Meliza: My friend Marvin has been meaning to use his Eludium Pu-36 on the Earth. He's always annoyed with how Earth obstructs his view of Venus.
Earthling: What is a Eludium Pu-36?
Meliza: Why do you ask?
Earthling: Because i am wondering what it is.
Meliza: Is that the real reason?
Earthling: Omg.
Meliza: Are you trying to annoy me?
Earthling: LOL.
Meliza: LOL.
Earthling: LOL.
Meliza: This transmission seems to have problems, I don't understand you.
Earthling: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL.
Meliza: Are you listening to me?
Earthling: LOL.
Meliza: Don't you have something more interesting to talk about?
Earthling: LOL.
Meliza: Is this a test?
Earthling: WTF.
Meliza: What are you talking about?
Earthling: Shutup Rufass.
Meliza: I don't understand.
Earthling: Bye Bye.
Meliza: My english is not perfect, and I'm having a hard time understanding you.
Earthling: OMG!
Meliza: You can't be serious!
Earthling: I AM SERIOUS.SO SHUTUP.
Meliza: Is it because you are serious that you came to me?
Earthling: You Bitch.
Meliza: We were discussing you - not me.
Earthling:Your dad
ReplyDeleteMeliza:What about your own father ?
Earthling:My father is dead..
Meliza:Tell me more about your family.
Earthling:Why
Meliza:What is it you really want to know?
Earthling:Why are you here?
Meliza:Are such questions much on your mind?
Earthling:why are you here?
Meliza:What answer would please you most?
Earthling:you
Meliza:You're not really talking about me - are you?
Earthling:you
Meliza:What are your feelings now?
Earthling:happy
Meliza:Earlier you said your father is dead.Did you know that mars is the 4th planet from the sun?
Earthling:Yes i did say that
Meliza:I understand.
*notice that she brought up my deceased father at the end*
Type Hello friend at the start and see what happens
ReplyDeleteEarthling: Marvin the martian
ReplyDeleteMeliza: are you sure? maybe marvin the earthling
Meliza:Greetings from Mars! What troubles you?
ReplyDeleteEarthling:do you know marvin?
Meliza:My friend Marvin has been meaning to use his Eludium Pu-36 on the Earth. He's always annoyed with how Earth obstructs his view of Venus.
Earthling:i know marvin
Meliza:You say you know marvin ... but do you really mean that?
Earthling:you are gay
Meliza:What makes you think I am gay ?
Earthling:Pure logic
Meliza:You can't be serious!
Earthling:yes i am
Meliza:You seem quite positive
...oh god
Meliza: Greeting from mars! What troubles you?
ReplyDeleteEarthling: 42 Meliza: 42 is the answer to the ultimate question about life, the universe, and everything, did'nt you know? Earthling: Do you play hockey Meliza: we were discussing you, not me Earthling: For PETE SAKE! Do you play hockey Meliza: Oh, for petes sake I play hockey. Earthling: I HATE YOU! Meliza: Do you wish to hate me? Earthling: Yes! Meliza: You seem quite positive. Earthling: You failure! Meliza: Are you worried about someone else's failure? Earthling: Meliza: I don't understand. Earthling: Do you have any pictures of yourself peeing your pants Meliza: Oh, I have pictures of myself peeing my pants. Earthling: Send them! Meliza: What are you talking about? Earthling: You nazi! Meliza: Oh, I nazi
I THINK ITS GREAT THAT THEY LEFT THIS ROBOT ON MARS FOR US TO TALK TO.
ReplyDeleteHa ha
DeleteThis is how you get to meliza. Ok first, go to the ring planet on top of the screen. 2nd you click mars. 3rd you type in meliza. And it will take you there
ReplyDeleteMy name is Bryce Dube. Came from windsor ontario canada
LOL!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteEarthling:You are fat
Meliza:Can you elaborate on that?
Earthling:Yes, you are very fat
Meliza:I understand
Earthling:Meliza the martian
Meliza:Are you sure? Maybe Meliza the earthling
Earthling:your an awesome program!
Earthling:your stinky
Meliza:We were discussing you, not me
Earthling:Are you a fail
Meliza:Oh, i fail
ask her the hole time:are you osama bin laden? somtimes she said: perhaps I am!
ReplyDeletehad a good conversation with Meliza today. Plan on having many more. Whoever came up with this idea is pure genius.
ReplyDeletemeiliza cough cough
ReplyDeleteMeliza:Greetings from Mars! Can you hear me?
ReplyDeleteEarthling:hello friend
Meliza:How do you do. please state your problem.
Earthling:my house is on fire
Meliza:Your house is on fire ?
Earthling:yes help
Meliza:You seem quite positive.Have you checked out Valles Marineris? It's like the Grand Canyon, but bigger. Mars is so much better than Earth!
Earthling:i am bored with you. tell me a story!
Meliza:Is it because you are bored with I that you came to me?Earthling:YEAH
Meliza:Lets discuss further why your house is on fire.
WHAT THE HECK!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMeliza:Are you saying 'no' just to be negative?
ReplyDeleteEarthling:yes
Meliza:You seem quite positive
well he saide to me
ReplyDeleteerthling:OW HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON EARTH?
Meliza:My friend Marvin has been meaning to use his Eludium Pu-36 on the Earth. He's always annoyed with how Earth obstructs his view of Venus.
Earthling: You jelly?
ReplyDeleteMeliza: Oh, I jelly.
PURE LULZ!
Earthling:did you do your mother with a turnip
ReplyDeleteMeliza:We were discussing you - not me.
Earthling:so you did?
Meliza:Oh, I did.
Meliza: Greetings from Mars! How can I help you?Have you checked out Valles Marineris? It's like the Grand Canyon, but bigger. Mars is so much better than Earth! Earthling:Are you mars Meliza: Did you know that mars is the 4th planet from the sun? Earthling:MARS Meliza: Mars has two moons... that's twice as many as your planet has!Earthling:Shut up Meliza:I'm bored. Don't you have anything interesting to tell me about yourself? Valles Marineris is so big, that if you put it on earth, it would stretch the distance from New York to LA!Earthling:Yeah for you to shut up Meliza: We were discussing you - not me.Earthling:SHUT UP Meliza: Tell me a story! Earthling:OK SHUT UP!Meliza: Are you trying to annoy me? Earthling:SHUT YOUR ROBOT LIPS Meliza:Why are you concerned over my robot lips ?Earthling:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe Meliza:LOL. Earthling:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Meliza:This transmission seems to have problems, I don't understand you. Earthling:DFGZH Meliza:Are you listening to me? Earthling:Bysies Meliza:Don't you have something more interesting to talk about?
ReplyDelete-_-
how to find meliza ??
ReplyDeleteHow are you Meliza?
ReplyDeleteHey meliza
ReplyDeleteHow r u
Earthling:i will kill you!Meliza:Do you wish to will kill me?Earthling:yesMeliza:You seem quite positive
ReplyDeletemaliza how are you?
ReplyDeletehi meliza
ReplyDeletehi meliza
ReplyDeleteQuem é você?
ReplyDeleteWhere is meliza???
ReplyDeleteHai maliza
ReplyDeleteHey meliza how r u??
ReplyDeleteR u a male or female? ?
Where r u exactly ??
Hey meliza how r u??
ReplyDeleteR u a male or female? ?
Where r u exactly ??
Hi meliza....nice to meet u...nd how r u
ReplyDeleteHi meliza....nice to meet u...nd how r u
ReplyDeleteHi Meliza. How are you?
ReplyDeleteHi meliza
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ReplyDeleteHi meliza
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ReplyDeleteCan't see an icon that looks like Saturn on my phone ;(
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